Believe

Anyone who reads this (all two of you) or who knows me in general, might possibly know of my strong affinity for making lists of things. A list can have power if it's interesting enough. I decided today to make a list of my personal beliefs. Now is as good a time as any.

2012 is not going to happen.
Marijuana is a gateway drug.
Religion is severely hypocritical.
Woody Allen is the greatest cinematic mind of all time.
Everybody has reasons behind being the way they are.
Men who find women that are unbelievably thin carbon copies of everyone else attractive for their looks have something really wrong with them. If the personality is there, I can agree with that.
Self-esteem is a delicate thing at any age.
Love is a delicate thing, too.
Early autumn is the most beautiful time of year.
Being in a musical is the greatest experience.
If you drink for the sole purpose of getting drunk, you're an alcoholic.
Counting calories is bad for the soul.
Animal testing has absolutely no purpose whatsoever.
Creative writing is the only way to learn.
Everyone is attractive in some way.
Everyone has a right to be happy.
Anyone can sing.
Anyone can write an amazing story.
It's okay to tell yourself you're attractive. You are.
Everyone will fall in love.
McDonalds is the work of demons.
Denim mini-skirts should not exist.
Nickelback should also not exist.
"The Great Gatsby" is the greatest book ever written.
Every woman should own a gypsy-inspired dress.
Taking self-portraits is not vanity. Bending over as far as you can to take your self-portrait in your push up bra, to ensure maximum amount of cleavage in the exact same picture seven hundred times all over Facebook, then editing it until your face looks like very dark plastic, is.
Trying very hard to hang on to and help something that is a lost cause is not good for you.
The Beatles will always be the greatest thing that happened to the universe.
High school is never over.
Cellphones are not taking over. Cellphones can be turned off, contrary to the popular belief of those who feel the need to send eight thousand text messages when you are attempting to converse.
Trying very hard not to conform is conforming.
People who do what they know is right, without influence from anyone, deserve The Nobel Prize.
Obama did not deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.
Dhani Harrison is an exact, molded replica of his father.
School dances were designed to make people sweaty and miserable.
Happiness absolutely has to start within.
There is nothing wrong with speaking your mind. About anything.
Kanye West is never going to let you finish.
Love exists.
Nuclear war is not likely to happen. It's a lose-lose situation.
The only reason good things come to and end is because something better is waiting.
The cycle of life is vicious, but necessary.
There is never really an end.